By Prisha K
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for cocoa and Christmas cookies.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska again. What do you want for Christmas?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter–
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita ride, Rudolph.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies?
